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This is the my...well, creative journal, if I were to be fancy about it. The other title could be perhaps "The Only Journal Of Mine That Anyone Would Have Cause To Be Interested In"

Oh, I suppose I should mention my other LJ name, for sake of something, is Dark_Delusions. ^^;

In essence, it's anything worth reading that I've done, with all the uninteresting day-to-day posts that I assure you are utterly uninteresting unless you live within five miles of me.

So, that said: I write mostly one-shots, with the occasional Grand Plan that may or may not be completed. Everything that has faint vital signs and a kiwi's chance at flight, will be unlocked. The bulk of posts will either be reviews, lists, or judicious mockery. The major fandom is Harry Potter, although some Fullmetal Alchemist and Dr. Who will probably pop up as well.



Now that's what you're really interested in, right? Not about me. Oh, you actually want to know something about the writer? Well, I suppose someone might.

I am mad as hatter, very fond of tea and strange metaphors, and prone to claiming impossible things. I've always fancied world domination as a career goal, with those who annoy me used as furniture (No fate is crueler than that of serving as a credenza); however, the immediate future has demanded I at least have a cover-career, and thus Digital Media.

I am wildly in love with books, having been corrupted at a tender age by the Very Olde versions of fairytales and children's stories, such as those by Hans Christian Anderson, The Velveteen Rabbit, and Raggedy Ann and Andy stories. Tamora Pierce, Mercedes Lackey and Anne McCaffery provide me with a surfeit of strong females hacking people to bits along side lots of magic, dragons, space ships, and talking animals. Brian Jaques, Orson Scott Card, Terry Pratchett, David Eddings, T.A. Barron and, of course, J.R.R Tolkien round me out with males hacking people to bits along side lots of magic, dragons, space ships and talking animals. Of course, there are plenty of other books and authors in there, but these are the ones that come to my eye as I glance over at my book case. Some day I hope to own enough books to build a fortress and spend a pleasant day lobbing scribbled insults on wadded paper at people. But it is not yet this day.

Of the fanfiction I read, I've devoured pretty much anything that was available that fit my preferences and picky elitist tastes. I must confess to being utterly head-over-heels in love with Maya Mistful, and every single scrap of writing she's ever done. Including random posts in her journal. Her story Underwater Light was my introduction to fandom, fanfiction, and slash(all at once) and, like one's first kiss, something I will always look back on fondly. I suppose I could start listing the rest here, but that would take far too much space and time, so it would most likely be best if I made a post on it and linked here when I do, ja neh?


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